From a security guard shouting as he chased us from the British Museum. 

Fed up of hearing all the bickering about the Elgin Marbles, we decided to take action into our own hands. So, in a daring heist, we snuck in to the museum, and pilfered a load of artefacts. Our aim was to return them to the countries from which they were taken.

It was wrong that they were ever taken in the first place, and Scamps stand by our decision to act. 

Unfortunately, we mislabelled most - if not all - of the items and ended up giving them back to the wrong countries. Those countries are now wrongfully keeping the artefacts in their national museums, which has made the situation about twenty times worse.

You live and you learn.

Each Scamp has their own answer to this question, but the general consensus is i) mainly after exercise and ii) wearing undershirts that prioritise style over breathability.

We recommend Lynx Africa or Sure Maximum Protection.

91 Hudson Avenue for its timeless varnished brass look, 67 Somerset Road after the hinge replacement, 246a Maidenway Place because of the Snoopy™ knocker, and 10 Downing Street because at the end of the day that’s everyone’s door.

p.s. there was a typo in your question

Yes! With matching night caps and jammies.